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The Retirement Trap

Years ago I wrote a book on retirement–or at least I started to. I never finished it, never published it. But some people have read bits of it–here an in other forms. I doubt I’ll jump back into this, too many projects. I suspect a lot of it is dated and it’s all a mess, […]

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A Busy Time In The Shop

Fall is when I work. For most of the summer, the big rollup doors of my shop start ratting about ten, and by noon they are telling me it’s Fukinukin’ in the Gorge, and it’s time to drop the tools and go play. I always do. So not that much gets done. From mid-august on

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Boosted Foil

I like the idea of a foil booster, and the version offered from Australia–the Foil Drive–seems effective if a bit expensive for what it is. Downwind foiling has always been my aim, but the likelihood of me being able to do it with just a paddle is very small. I have most of the parts

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Debunking EV Propaganda

Debunking EV Propaganda I understand why people buy into all the propaganda against EVs—it connects to things they already believe and people like to have their beliefs reinforced. They pretty much hate having them contradicted. What I don’t understand is how the propaganda is so persistent. Most of it isn’t even slightly logical—it doesn’t even

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2002 BMW R 1150 GS

This bike is ready to ride around the world. I bought this bike on Bring-A-Trailer because I wanted a bike capable of going anywhere. BMW has been making adventure bikes a long time, my friends have them, I didn’t, and I could easily see they were having fun that I couldn’t quite share. It’s not

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Better Cornbread

On a whim, I bought a cast iron oyster pan from Sur La Table. Well, actually from Amazon. I like barbequed oysters a LOT. The heavy buggah arrived the day after I made a too-large pot of salmon and clam whatchagot chowder, effectively cleaning out all the slowly composting leftovers in the refrigerator (too late

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You Are Probably A Geezer

I was going to say “Boomer” instead of Geezer, but that’s actually wrong. Boomers are ultra geezers. I got taken to task a few days ago by a guy on an RV forum for a grumpy post I did in which I described the participants as grumpy old farts. That might sound like some strange

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ADD Boy Goes Pro

As anyone who has known me for more than 43 minutes knows, I have ADD. I could be the poster boy. But lately, I’ve been doubling down. I’m kind of frantic. I might have to see if I can get a prescription for Concerta if only to shut down the circus for a day. For

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Metal Sultans

Love this. I’ve always been a dire Straits fan, and Sultans of Swing is one of my favs. But this…  …this would get my ass up on the dance floor. Crank to 11.

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Better Next Time

That could easily be the tagline for my life, but it’s actually an idea for a cookbook I’m starting to write titled Better Next Time. The inspiration came from an eBook I wrote for my friends at Analemma Wines called Tasting and Pairing Unusual Wines. I’ll put the eBook up here when it’s done with

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Surf Foiling

I started learning to foil surf sometime in the fall of 2018–seems like it’s been longer, but think that’s about right. These are some shots from the early days, using a fairly huge board Dave Kalama made for me that I named Mr. Fugly. I don’t really think it was fucking ugly, but it was

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FFffff-rozen at Celilo

Got a text last night saying Big Winds was going to do a repeat of the infamous Hellfire run of a few years ago. The wind prediction for today was off the charts in the east end of the gorge. This presents a conundrum. Unlike other years I kind of quit downwinding early. I haven’t

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Wiring for Solar

This is going to be tedious stuff, but necessary knowledge if you don’t want your solar installation going up in smoke. The voltages of most solar/battery/inverter installations are relatively easy to manage, but the currents used are not. I’ve seen all kinds of errors in installations, even from supposed professionals. I am NOT a professional,

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